Caption Me

[CarolinaRedleg]

http://i.cdn.turner.com/si/multimedia/photo_gallery/1109/star-wars-and-sports/images/chris-carpenter-darth-vader.jpg

[cumberlandreds]

How will I explain Darth Vader to my son?

[medford]

Even Branden Ryan knew I was on the dark side

[George Anderson]

Darth Vader told me to cough

[CarolinaRedleg]

"This guy whined his way through the prequel movies and everybody loves him. I whine through entire seasons and I'm public enemy No. 1. How's that fair?"

[nate]

It's the "how will I explain this to my son" keynote speakers!

[marcshoe]

Although many were surprised at Larussa's choice of attire, most thought it appropriate.

[Bumstead]

"Chris, I'm your father." Explain that to your son! :p

Bum

[RANDY IN INDY]

"Chris, I'm your father." Explain that to your son! :p

Bum

......and by the way, Yoda is your mother.

[MrCinatit]

So. The Evil Empire has moved from New York.

[Captain Hook]

Chris, I am your sons father, so stop worrying about it.

[TRF]

"just keep smiling... when i get Darth here in the tunnel, he'll know better than to leave his damn "force" in the dugout when I'm on the mound. Idiot."

[klw]

"Darth you look so much taller in the movies!! Ha ha ha. Hey my throat is tightening."

[camisadelgolf]

"I can't wait to see the complaint form TLR submits to the commissioner for this one!"

[RFS62]

Darth and Jar Jar take in a game.

[Johnny Footstool]

Darth and Jar Jar take in a game.

*slow clap steadily building to thunderous applause*

[RedLegSuperStar]

Is it me or does Darth Vader make me look like a horse!

[RichRed]

Darth and Jar Jar take in a game.

VERY nice.

[LoganBuck]

Cardinals sign Jim Edmonds for late season playoff push.

[marcshoe]

So, Darth, you promise you'll use the dark side of The Force to make the Braves...choke?