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MilotheMayor
04-22-2012, 09:38 PM
https://twitter.com/#!/JoseCanseco


Wow there is a black crow out side my window staring at me what does that mean


I need an attorney pro bono my lanlord evicted me and would not let me take my chandeleers with me ,need your help to get them back


I was driving last night on a lonely dark road and met this alien or maybe a really ugly girl and it gave me the lottery numbers


hole families used to sleep in one big bed and produce no waste how did we go from their to killing polar bears in 100 years

Discuss :thumbup:

Ironman92
04-22-2012, 09:44 PM
Excellent grammar skills

*BaseClogger*
04-22-2012, 10:39 PM
This man wrote a New York Times Bestseller everybody!

Slyder
04-22-2012, 11:06 PM
Looks like Jose gave up the Roids for some shrooms.

RichRed
04-23-2012, 01:22 PM
Stay in school, kids, and don't do drugs, mmmkay?

marcshoe
04-23-2012, 01:54 PM
Hey, I'm following now.

Rojo
04-23-2012, 05:55 PM
This man wrote a New York Times Bestseller everybody!

Well, he "wrote" one anyhow.

code
04-24-2012, 03:59 PM
seems that twitter is deleted.

MilotheMayor
04-24-2012, 06:38 PM
seems that twitter is deleted.

still working for me.....


My followers have made me immortal

:cool:

bigredmechanism
04-24-2012, 07:01 PM
Fake I'm sure. Looks like the same guy that does @__MichaelJ0RDAN (also very funny).

Larry Schuler
04-24-2012, 07:14 PM
Jose was on a podcast recently. That is his twitter and he does write ridiculous things to his followers. He is like a twitter comedy savant.

bigredmechanism
04-24-2012, 08:09 PM
Jose was on a podcast recently. That is his twitter and he does write ridiculous things to his followers. He is like a twitter comedy savant.

Wow, he is dumb.

*BaseClogger*
04-24-2012, 11:41 PM
Wow, he is dumb.

Or he knows more than the rest of us? :dunno:

WMR
04-25-2012, 12:47 AM
He's clearly a genius.

WMR
04-25-2012, 12:51 AM
When I died I saw Elvis and micheal they said hello

Yachtzee
05-01-2012, 01:43 AM
Love how he requests a pro bono attorney to get back his chandeliers. I don't know how many times I've had to help indigent clients get back their chandeliers, fine china, crystal door knobs, and what have you.

MilotheMayor
05-28-2012, 03:35 PM
Jose's getting philosophical.....

https://twitter.com/JoseCanseco/status/207189850594607106