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BCubb2003
06-14-2012, 09:39 PM
Joey Votto is so tough, Chuck Norris would make Joey Votto jokes if Joey Votto would let him.

I'm not a fan of headhunting, just that Derek Lowe should have to stand in against Don Drysdale.

Four pitchers in an inning, mindgames with the other team, we're going to have to call him Dusty LaRussa.

We'll know something's up when he does something crazy like batting the catcher somewhere besides eighth.

It must be tough on attendance if you have a lake or ocean in your market.

The way these guys are playing right now, give flu-like symptoms to all of them.

Joey Votto has no BABIP because it's the fielders who are unlucky.

I like to think of a home run as a walk, a steal, a grounder to second and a sac fly, only all at once and without the outs.

In the All-Star Game, I hope they bring in Aroldis Chapman to relieve R.A. Dickey.

I think it's time for a Professional At-Bat, Seeing A Lot Of Pitches Derby.

No matter whom you vote for, in the two days before the All-Star Game they take who can make it.

Homer Bailey
06-14-2012, 09:43 PM
Loved the BABIP one.

redsmetz
06-14-2012, 09:46 PM
You hit a home run with this one, or should I say "a walk, a steal, a grounder to second and a sac fly, only all at once and without the outs"?

_Sir_Charles_
06-14-2012, 09:51 PM
Joey Votto is so tough, Chuck Norris would make Joey Votto jokes if Joey Votto would let him.

I'm not a fan of headhunting, just that Derek Lowe should have to stand in against Don Drysdale.

Four pitchers in an inning, mindgames with the other team, we're going to have to call him Dusty LaRussa.

We'll know something's up when he does something crazy like batting the catcher somewhere besides eighth.

It must be tough on attendance if you have a lake or ocean in your market.

The way these guys are playing right now, give flu-like symptoms to all of them.

Joey Votto has no BABIP because it's the fielders who are unlucky.

I like to think of a home run as a walk, a steal, a grounder to second and a sac fly, only all at once and without the outs.

In the All-Star Game, I hope they bring in Aroldis Chapman to relieve R.A. Dickey.

I think it's time for a Professional At-Bat, Seeing A Lot Of Pitches Derby.

No matter whom you vote for, in the two days before the All-Star Game they take who can make it.


Absolute GOLD!!! :clap::beerme::clap:

Vottomatic
06-15-2012, 09:37 AM
I like the Chapman for Dickey line. Classic.

cumberlandreds
06-15-2012, 11:11 AM
I like the Chapman for Dickey line. Classic.

Same for me. I would love to see that. I bet you would get some weird swings from those AL hitters.

HeatherC1212
06-15-2012, 11:20 AM
Joey Votto has no BABIP because it's the fielders who are unlucky.

In the All-Star Game, I hope they bring in Aroldis Chapman to relieve R.A. Dickey.

These two are my favorites and the Chapman thing HAS to happen! :lol:

Hoosier Red
06-15-2012, 12:20 PM
Joey Votto is so tough, Chuck Norris would make Joey Votto jokes if Joey Votto would let him.

I'm not a fan of headhunting, just that Derek Lowe should have to stand in against Don Drysdale.

Four pitchers in an inning, mindgames with the other team, we're going to have to call him Dusty LaRussa.

We'll know something's up when he does something crazy like batting the catcher somewhere besides eighth.

It must be tough on attendance if you have a lake or ocean in your market.

The way these guys are playing right now, give flu-like symptoms to all of them.

Joey Votto has no BABIP because it's the fielders who are unlucky.

I like to think of a home run as a walk, a steal, a grounder to second and a sac fly, only all at once and without the outs.

In the All-Star Game, I hope they bring in Aroldis Chapman to relieve R.A. Dickey.

I think it's time for a Professional At-Bat, Seeing A Lot Of Pitches Derby.

No matter whom you vote for, in the two days before the All-Star Game they take who can make it.

Given that TLR is managing the National League, I assume he'll bring them both in to start an inning with one playing LF, he'll then alternate them on pitches to truly throw off one batter's timing in the 6th inning before replacing them both with a LH specialist.

reds1869
06-15-2012, 12:22 PM
Brilliant as always!

RFS62
06-15-2012, 08:02 PM
That's just amazing!

One of the best ever.

:beerme:

oneupper
06-16-2012, 10:53 AM
These two are my favorites and the Chapman thing HAS to happen! :lol:

Technically, you'd want to have Aroldis face the batters who had seen Dickey earlier. So an inning or two AFTER Dickey leaves would be perfect.
Just picking nits.

BCubb2003
06-18-2012, 10:12 AM
Technically, you'd want to have Aroldis face the batters who had seen Dickey earlier. So an inning or two AFTER Dickey leaves would be perfect.
Just picking nits.

Good point, but I think it's possible for Dickey to go start, go two innings and face nine batters.