MrRedLegger
08-02-2012, 12:45 AM
mlb.com considers a Samsung cell phone more important than the best record in baseball. Proof (http://mlb.mlb.com/index.jsp)
Walt goes from negligent to genius in only 11 pitches.
#48 = July Player of the Month.
GABP is dangerously low on fireworks after only 52 home games
This team bats worse with an MVP in the lineup.
Bryce Harper does somersaults in hopes of Frazier winning ROY.
Youth smoking at all time low, cigarettes replaced with toothpicks.
The medical staff cleared me to think of many more of these but I'm out of ideas.
Walt goes from negligent to genius in only 11 pitches.
#48 = July Player of the Month.
GABP is dangerously low on fireworks after only 52 home games
This team bats worse with an MVP in the lineup.
Bryce Harper does somersaults in hopes of Frazier winning ROY.
Youth smoking at all time low, cigarettes replaced with toothpicks.
The medical staff cleared me to think of many more of these but I'm out of ideas.