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BCubb2003
08-04-2012, 11:32 PM
These guys bunt as if doing it well means they'd have to do it all the time.

The umpire forced Clint Hurdle to watch the game from a comfortable chair in the air-conditioned clubhouse.

The Reds might also have baseball's most massive bullpen.

The plate umpire should have to indicate his strike zone the first time each batter comes to the plate.

What's Brantley's secret to eating all that stuff and not looking like Broxton?

This new Reds-Pirates rivalry has Chris Carpenter's son really confused.

For the next 10-game winning streak, Marty should wear his hair like Cueto's.

Can you imagine seven or eight innings of Chapman?

It's not that the old guys can't do it, it's what happens after they do it once.

I guess these weren't the funny Johnny Depp kind of Pirates.

Can you measure an MVP by the motivation provided by the hole he leaves?

If carrying a broom to the ballpark isn't a jinx, then nothing truly is.

Vottomatic
08-04-2012, 11:35 PM
This new Reds-Pirates rivalry has Chris Carpenter's son really confused.



Funny stuff.

Raisor
08-04-2012, 11:46 PM
Raisor has thought up a random thought, but after thinking about the fact that he thought up the thought now understands that the thought he thought was not random.

TheBurn
08-05-2012, 12:12 AM
The plate umpire should have to indicate his strike zone the first time each batter comes to the plate.
:clap:

KittyDuran
08-05-2012, 12:26 AM
KittyDuran says this is pure gold! Esp #1 and #11. :thumbup:

RedsBaron
08-05-2012, 08:59 AM
These guys bunt as if doing it well means they'd have to do it all the time.
The Reds might also have baseball's most massive bullpen.
The plate umpire should have to indicate his strike zone the first time each batter comes to the plate.
This new Reds-Pirates rivalry has Chris Carpenter's son really confused.
For the next 10-game winning streak, Marty should wear his hair like Cueto's.
Can you imagine seven or eight innings of Chapman?
I guess these weren't the funny Johnny Depp kind of Pirates.

I liked all of them but I loved the ones above. Great stuff! :thumbup:

mth123
08-05-2012, 11:50 AM
MTH123 thinks these are great. The one about Carpenter may be the funniest ever.

wally post
08-05-2012, 12:34 PM
Best. Ever. :D

George Anderson
08-05-2012, 01:11 PM
This new Reds-Pirates rivalry has Chris Carpenter's son really confused.



I guess these weren't the funny Johnny Depp kind of Pirates.

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Bravo!!!!