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membengal
08-22-2012, 02:32 PM
50-game vacation upon him.

Wonderful Monds
08-22-2012, 02:33 PM
Oh man. I am so shocked.

:lol:

Tom Servo
08-22-2012, 02:35 PM
Positive for pork chops?

powersackers
08-22-2012, 02:38 PM
Who does he even play for?

membengal
08-22-2012, 02:38 PM
Pork chops laced with testosterone, apparently.

membengal
08-22-2012, 02:38 PM
Who does he even play for?

He's been one of the aces for the resurgent A's all year.

Wonderful Monds
08-22-2012, 02:39 PM
So much for that stem cell rejuvenated comeback, though.

NJReds
08-22-2012, 02:40 PM
Tough week in the Bay Area.

cumberlandreds
08-22-2012, 02:40 PM
He's been one of the aces for the resurgent A's all year.

It must be a Bay area thing. First Melky, now Colon.

powersackers
08-22-2012, 02:43 PM
I fly to San Jose 9/10. I probably shouldn't drink the water.

George Anderson
08-22-2012, 02:47 PM
I fly to San Jose 9/10. I probably shouldn't drink the water.

I would drink a kegs worth of it. Then I would pick up a bat and ball and report back with the results.

OesterPoster
08-22-2012, 03:04 PM
I had no idea what kind of season he was having. Led the team in wins, ERA, WHIP, and 3rd in K's.

OesterPoster
08-22-2012, 03:06 PM
Dang...11th in WAR for AL pitchers:

Jayson Stark ‏@jaysonst

Colon ranked 11th among AL pitchers in WAR (2.8). Group behind him includes CC, Scherzer & Darvish. So not as easy to replace as many think.

redsfan30
08-22-2012, 03:35 PM
Beef hormones?

edabbs44
08-22-2012, 03:49 PM
Shocking. Especially since these treatments don't work. :)

Raisor
08-22-2012, 03:50 PM
Krono needs to set up a website for him

jojo
08-22-2012, 04:03 PM
Shocking. Especially since these treatments don't work. :)

Steroids don't work?

REDREAD
08-22-2012, 04:19 PM
It's a shame the A's got as many wins as they have this season from Colon cheating..

RedsBaron
08-22-2012, 04:20 PM
I would drink a kegs worth of it. Then I would pick up a bat and ball and report back with the results.

:laugh: I agree

RedsMan3203
08-22-2012, 04:22 PM
Well, there goes my Fantasy Team..... :barf:

westofyou
08-22-2012, 04:27 PM
I fly to San Jose 9/10. I probably shouldn't drink the water.

No.. you should head up to Mountain View some prime Indian Cuisine, or over to Santa Cruz to ride the Big Dipper

UKFlounder
08-22-2012, 04:28 PM
I guess they should have tried this.

http://www.medhe.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/Super-Colon-Cleanser-288x300.jpg

edabbs44
08-22-2012, 04:29 PM
Steroids don't work?

I believe they do.

jojo
08-22-2012, 06:20 PM
I guess they should have tried this.

http://www.medhe.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/Super-Colon-Cleanser-288x300.jpg

I once saw a claim that cleansing the colon could result in weight loss of up to 20 lbs. If that were true, there are probably bigger issues in one's life than their weight....

_Sir_Charles_
08-22-2012, 06:23 PM
Positive for pork chops?

LOL. I was going to say "positive for buffet abuse"...but yours works just fine. :O)

RichRed
08-22-2012, 06:59 PM
I guess they should have tried this.

http://www.medhe.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/Super-Colon-Cleanser-288x300.jpg

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_yIG0Eexhyd8/R4Gm-akDLtI/AAAAAAAAAoY/OMGZ3CCbIu0/s200/colonblow.jpg

hebroncougar
08-22-2012, 07:31 PM
MLB must have had a good month for beating masking agents, and word didn't get out in time.

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jojo
08-22-2012, 07:48 PM
MLB is just devaluing guys before they hit the market...Swisher will be next...

WebScorpion
08-23-2012, 12:50 AM
I fly to San Jose 9/10. I probably shouldn't drink the water.San Jose is the largest metropolitan area without fluoridated water. Portland, OR is the second largest.;)