Re: Questions That Haunt You
How long lasting were those batteries in the radio on Gilligan's island?
Re: Questions That Haunt You
Quote:
Originally Posted by
Puffy
How long lasting were those batteries in the radio on Gilligan's island?
Clearly the Professor fashioned a solar cell out of coconuts, palm leaves, and crystalized sand.
Re: Questions That Haunt You
Why is monosyllabic a multi-syllable word?
Re: Questions That Haunt You
Why do they call it taking a dump when you really don't take anything?
Re: Questions That Haunt You
What does it burn when I pee? :dunno:
Re: Questions That Haunt You
Re: Questions That Haunt You
Why didn't Steven Wright ever make it bigger as a comedian?
Re: Questions That Haunt You
Quote:
Originally Posted by
klw
Why didn't Steven Wright ever make it bigger as a comedian?
All those who believe in psychokinesis raise my hand.
Re: Questions That Haunt You
Quote:
Originally Posted by
15fan
More importantly, we put a man on the moon 4 decades ago, but we haven't come up with a better way to check prostates. That's some seriously misguided scienctific research priorities over the past half century, IMO.
Tell me about it. I'm going in tommorrow for a biopsy, and not looking forward to it. :mooner:
Re: Questions That Haunt You
Why do we park on driveways and drive on parkways?
Why is something sent by way of an automobile called a shipment while items sent by sea are called cargo?
Re: Questions That Haunt You
Questions too deep for a man like myself who studied for a Urine Test.:help:
Re: Questions That Haunt You
Quote:
Originally Posted by
Johnny Footstool
Why does Donald Duck bother to put on his sailor shirt when he never wears any pants?
I still have that problem! :laugh:
Re: Questions That Haunt You
Quote:
Originally Posted by
GAC
Tell me about it. I'm going in tommorrow for a biopsy, and not looking forward to it. :mooner:
Good luck with that. Ohhh and if they find any keys....:laugh:
(Seriously, I hope everything is fine)
Re: Questions That Haunt You
Quote:
Originally Posted by
klw
Why didn't Steven Wright ever make it bigger as a comedian?
He was funnier than Gary Shandling. And as we all know, in the 80's Shandling controlled all of Hollywood.
this is the gary shandling show
the opening theme to gary's show
gary wrote me up and asked if i would write his theme song
I'm almost halfway finished
how do you like it so far?
this is the theme to the gary shandling show.
:rockband:
man, i cant believe I remembered that!
Re: Questions That Haunt You
Quote:
Originally Posted by
sonny
He was funnier than Gary Shandling. And as we all know, in the 80's Shandling controlled all of Hollywood.
this is the gary shandling show
the opening theme to gary's show
gary wrote me up and asked if i would write his theme song
I'm almost halfway finished
how do you like it so far?
this is the theme to the gary shandling show.
:rockband:
man, i cant believe I remembered that!
"How's my hair? Does it look okay?"