From the same city that brought you this
http://www.redszone.com/forums/showthread.php?t=62159
comes this
http://www.desmoinesregister.com/app.../70920004/1001
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From the same city that brought you this
http://www.redszone.com/forums/showthread.php?t=62159
comes this
http://www.desmoinesregister.com/app.../70920004/1001
Why do I now have a feeling John "Bluto" Blutarsky came from Des Moines?
Produce can be dangerous in lovers' quarrels. We had a local TV reporter who assaulted her boyfriend by throwing an apple at his head.
People with volatile significant others in the house should be careful when choosing fruits and vegetables to keep on hand. ;)
I think Des Moines is going to give rise a Zucchini serial killer one day soon.
I can understand using an onion in Iowa.
Corn is too invaluable.
Ever here of the corn stalk-er? ;)
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Originally Posted by GAC
Nope. But I'll keep my ear to the ground. :D
I think Children of the Corn was filmed in Iowa..... from home movies. ;)Quote:
Originally Posted by texasdave
http://www.geocities.com/Area51/Dung.../malachai2.jpg
Is there a kernel of truth to that story?Quote:
Originally Posted by GAC
(Sorry,that just popped into my head)
:p:
Obviously, that town needs a couple of unique self-defense classes taught.
http://i199.photobucket.com/albums/a...t/selfdefe.jpg
After all, one never knows when one will have to defend oneself against an attacker armed with fresh fruit.
You're just trying to butter GAC up. :DQuote:
Originally Posted by UKFlounder
First Cheetos, and now an onion . . . Next thing you know, we'll be reading about someone tossing salad.
I'd have to say this thread has gone pretty corny.
A-maize-ing observation GAC.
This thread may be too far down the road to be 'cob'bled. At the very least it would require a 'husk'y effort.
Ah, shucks!