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"Our next homestand is after this roadtrip" - Mickey Rivers
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"If people don't want to come out to the ball park, nobody's gonna stop 'em." — Yogi Berra
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Of course we're all full aware of Yogi Berra's "Yogisms"....
But how about some other great quotes? And it doesn't necessarily have to be by an athlete or manager.
Anything by Rickey Henderson.
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"Take those guys over to the other fields. I wanna see if they can play on the road."--Sparky Anderson
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This one's pretty funny:
"We've just come to a point where we're not going to lose anymore."
- Bob Castellini
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Don't have the exact quote, but Lenny Randle once said the reason why he had didn't have as many homers in the second half of the season as the first half, was because the first half was longer.
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Who is keeping the Dustinator Funny Quote Journal? Man, those are a real hoot!
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Who is keeping the Dustinator Funny Quote Journal? Man, those are a real hoot!
I'm not sure the site could handle the bandwidth. :D
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"Ninety percent of my salary I spent on booze and women - and the other ten percent I wasted." -- Tug McGraw
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(Concerning Bobby Richardson) "He don't smoke, he don't drink, and he still can't hit .250." -- Casey Stengel
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Joe Garagiola commenting on the deal which sent he, Dick Cole, Bill Howerton, Howie Pollet and Ted Wilks to the Pirates for Cliff Chambers and Wally Westlake said "this was one of those trades that hurts both teams".
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When Lou Piniella used to play the outfield for the Royals and Yankees, he'd yell at hecklers in the stands, "Go home and check your wife, we've got a ballplayer missing." -- Tim McCarver
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Ichiro commenting on his feelings for Cleveland, “To tell the truth, I’m not excited to go to Cleveland, but we have to. If I ever saw myself saying I’m excited going to Cleveland, I’d punch myself in the face, because I’m lying.”
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Some Classic Harry Carey quotes:
"I think the key to the Cubs offense is them scoring more runs."
"Everyone wonders what's wrong with Shawn Boskie. Some say he doesn't warm up enough, some says he warms up too much. Some say he throws too many fastballs, some say he doesn't throw enough. Maybe the problem with Shawn Boskie is that every time he throws a strike, the batter hits it real hard."
"The Cubs traded Ray Fontenot and George Frazier to the Twins for Ron Davis. Looks like the Cubs got the better end of this deal. They got rid of two terrible pitchers and only got one terrible pitcher back."