company working on developing musical breast implants
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Breast enhancements need not only be about looks and sex appeal. They could soon have a functional purpose too.
A company is currently developing a microchip that stores music files and can be built into a breast implant, the Sun reports.
BT Futurology apparently intend on developing a musical double act for the bosoms, which would see an MP3 player installed in one mammary, and music files in the other.
The whole ensemble could then be managed via Bluetooth wireless technology.
Company analyst Ian Pearson said: "It is now very hard for me to think of breast implants as just decorative.
"If a woman has something implanted permanently, it might as well do something useful."
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:laugh:
Sad thing is.....this is a serious article.
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I don't know if that idea will fly. Seems like a total bust to me.
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Originally Posted by OldRightHander
Seems like a total bust to me.
He made a joke, and he didn't even know it.
:D
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Originally Posted by redsfan30
He made a joke, and he didn't even know it.
:D
That was completely intended. My sense of humor is a bit dry at times.
Re: company working on developing musical breast implants
most expensive pair of headphones ever.
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Originally Posted by MrCinatit
most expensive pair of headphones ever.
Hmm...one for each ear.
:devil:
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We're becoming a bread and circus society full of ideas that you would swear come from Beavis and Butthead.
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So, how do you suppose you dial in a radio station with these? :cool:
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Originally Posted by Roy Tucker
So, how do you suppose you dial in a radio station with these? :cool:
I don't know, but it sure sounds more user friendly than the remote for my stereo.
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"I am sorry, it's not working out between us. I just can't stand your playlist."
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MP3 Playlist for Musical Breast Implants:
"Touch Me" - The Doors
"Keep Your Hands to Yourself" - Georgia Satellites
"Rub You the Right Way" - Johnny Gill
"I Touch Myself" - The Divinyls
"I Feel You" - Depeche Mode
Re: company working on developing musical breast implants
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Originally Posted by Roy Tucker
So, how do you suppose you dial in a radio station with these? :cool:
Come in Tokyo!
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Originally Posted by MrCinatit
most expensive pair of headphones ever.
but damn comfortable! :evil:
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Originally Posted by MrCinatit
most expensive pair of headphones ever.
maybe the most comfortable pair of headphones ever.:devil: