I Wish They All Could Be Rich Aurilia (song parody)

(To the tune of "California Girls" by The Beach Boys)

Well, Hatteberg is hip
I really dig that OBP
And Freel kicks butt, though he's freaking nuts
Just keep his "Farney" away from me

Junior's such a diva
Held in place with safety pins
You know, I'd sign up for an entire lineup
Of cheap clutchy veter-ins

I wish they all could be Rich Aurilia
(I wish they all could be Rich Aurilia)
I wish they all could be Rich Aurilia types.....

Now Edwin's mostly bat and
Brandon Phillips mostly glove
And you can call me slow but I just can't go
For that Big Hot Donkey Love

I been a longtime Reds fan and I've
Seen all kinds of hell
And now I'm inclined to say the team should find
More guys whose wives are named Racquel

I wish they all could be Rich Aurilia
(I wish they all could be Rich Aurilia)
I wish they all could be Rich Aurilia
(I wish they all could be Rich Aurilia)
I wish they all could be Rich Aurilia
(And then when Votto gets here we'll deal ya)
I wish they all could be Rich Aurilia types.....

:clap:

:rolleyes:

:laugh:

Actually, I'm very happy that Natty is using songs I know for the parodies. :thumbup:

thanks all

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Originally Posted by Jr's Boy

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Why dude? This fella's just having some fun, and most are enjoying it, if you can't tell that already.

Agreed, this forum is lacking in the fun department, place is too serious, it's baseball talk! not life and death.

I like it nice work as always