Baseball is more fun when you can't remember who you disagree with.
The story you tell your grandchildren is just another data point.
The Zone is defined by the times you aren't in it.
Was DiMaggio in the Zone?
If you play every game like it's the seventh game of the World Series, you'll burn out your clutch.
Trying to measure clutch is like counting the holes in the Albert Hall.
In 1968, when Bob Gibson pitched 13 shutouts, someone found a way to beat him nine times.
I dreamt I saw a Reds turn-the-clock-ahead jersey with Gabe White's name on it.
In some families, Elizardo and Bronson are nice names for babies.
Extended spring training must be like summer school.
The real question is, how many home runs would Babe Ruth have hit if he'd had a massage therapist in the dugout?
