Man attempts to cash check for $360 billion
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Man accused of trying to cash check for $360,000,000,000
Wednesday, April 30, 2008
From Staff Reports
A man has been accused of attempting to pass a $360 billion check, which he claims was given to him by his girlfriend’s mother to start a record business, Fort Worth police said.
Charles Ray Fuller, 21, of Crowley, was arrested on April 22 on an accusation of forgery, police said.
Police responded to a report of a man attempting to pass the check about 4 p.m. that day at the Chase bank in the 8600 block of South Hulen Street, Fort Worth police Lt. Paul Henderson said.
The personal check was not made out to Mr. Fuller and when the bank contacted the check owner, the woman said she did not write a check for $360 billion.
Mr. Fuller was also accused of unlawful carrying of a weapon and possession of marijuana, Lt. Henderson said. He may also face a theft charge in Crowley.
Lt. Henderson said he did not know if Mr. Fuller and his girlfriend were still together.
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Re: Man attempts to cash check for $360 billion
Hey, I used to do that when I was five. Maybe that's what he has.
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Boy, oh boy would I love to hear how that conversation with the bank teller went. I don't know, maybe Steel can give it to us.
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And his vote counts just as much as yours or mine...
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It reminds me of the old Bob & Ray routine about the bank teller whose paycheck was made out wrong, for millions and millions of dollars and the bank is pleading with her not to cash it because it will ruin them, etc.
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I am shocked SHOCKED that he had marijuana on his person. SHOCKED!!!!
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Try something believable next time dude, like just a cool billion.
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Hello sir, how may I help you?
I'd like to cash this check for... ELEVENTY BILLION DOLLARS!
That's not even a real number...
YET!
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Darwin Award nominee - walk into a bank and try to cash a multi-billion dollar personal check from your girlfriend with a firearm and marijuana on you.
Nice! The guy's just begging to be put in jail.
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I liked the last line:
"Lt. Henderson said he did not know if Mr. Fuller and his girlfriend were still together.'
Since it was his girlfriend's mom, I'm kind of doubting those 2 crazy kids are gonna stay together.
Re: Man attempts to cash check for $360 billion
Did you want singles or are twenties all right?
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Quote:
Originally Posted by
Roy Tucker
Did you want singles or are twenties all right?
All pennies, please.