Your favorite movie quotes
Here are a few of mine:
"Are you talking to me?" Travis Bickle, Taxi Driver
"You can't handle the truth." Col. Nathan R. Jessup, A Few Good Men
"Say hello to my little friend!" Tony Montana, Scarface
"Go ahead, make my day." Harry Callahan, Sudden Impact
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Can these be entire quotes, or just one-liners?
If they are just one-liners, I'm going to have to go with:
"Your uncle molests collies." Ty Webb, Caddyshack
"I'm looking for Ray Finkle.
[A shotgun cocks and is pointed at his head.]
...and a clean pair of shorts. Ace Ventura, Ace Ventura: Pet Detective
[while Jane is erotically sucking his finger] I've got nine more. Lt. Frank Drebbin, The Naked Gun
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If I'm not back in five minutes... just wait longer! Ace Ventura
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My favorite quotes are any of Jim Carrey's lines from Ace Ventura.
RL and Max- Those are good ones.
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Do NOT, go in there! --Ace Ventura
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"Pretty hot in these rhinos" Ace Ventura, When Nature Calls
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Quote:
I had always heard your entire life flashes in front of your eyes the second before you die. First of all, that one second isn't a second at all, it stretches on forever, like an ocean of time... For me, it was lying on my back at Boy Scout camp, watching falling stars... And yellow leaves, from the maple trees, that lined my street... Or my grandmother's hands, and the way her skin seemed like paper... And the first time I saw my cousin Tony's brand new Firebird... And Janie... And Janie... And... Carolyn. I guess I could be pretty pissed off about what happened to me... but it's hard to stay mad, when there's so much beauty in the world. Sometimes I feel like I'm seeing it all at once, and it's too much, my heart fills up like a balloon that's about to burst... And then I remember to relax, and stop trying to hold on to it, and then it flows through me like rain and I can't feel anything but gratitude for every single moment of my stupid little life... You have no idea what I'm talking about, I'm sure. But don't worry... you will someday.
As the ending to American Beauty
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"You can get a good look at a butcher by sticking your head up his butt, no wait it has to be your bull." - Tommy Callahan, Tommy Boy
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Sir Bedevere addressing the rabble on how to identify witches
Sir Bedevere: What makes you think she’s a witch?
Peasant: Why, she turned me into a newt!
Sir Bedevere: A newt?
Peasant: I…I got better.
--Monty Python and the Holy Grail
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Originally Posted by max venable
Sir Bedevere addressing the rabble on how to identify witches
Sir Bedevere: What makes you think she’s a witch?
Peasant: Why, she turned me into a newt!
Sir Bedevere: A newt?
Peasant: I…I got better.
--Monty Python and the Holy Grail
The Holy Grail and Life of Brian both warrant threads unto themselves...
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Carl Spackler: So I jump ship in Hong Kong and make my way over to Tibet, and I get on as a looper at a course over in the Himalayas. A looper, you know, a caddy, a looper, a jock. So, I tell them I'm a pro jock, and who do you think they give me? The Dalai Lama, himself. Twelfth son of the Lama. The flowing robes, the grace, bald... striking. So, I'm on the first tee with him. I give him the driver. He hauls off and whacks one - big hitter, the Lama - long, into a ten-thousand foot crevasse, right at the base of this glacier. Do you know what the Lama says? Gunga galunga... gunga, gunga-galunga. So we finish the eighteenth and he's gonna stiff me. And I say, "Hey, Lama, hey, how about a little something, you know, for the effort, you know." And he says, "Oh, uh, there won't be any money, but when you die, on your deathbed, you will receive total consciousness." So I got that goin' for me, which is nice.
(Caddyshack)
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I stayed up late last night watching "Red Dawn" just so I could hear the immortal line "rub a butt on him!"
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The Usual Suspects
"The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist."
"And like that... he was gone"
Poltergeist:
"They're heeere"
Forrest Gump:
"Lieutenant Dan. You got legs!"
"I'm sorry I ruined your black panther party."
"Bubba was my best good friend. And even I know that ain't something you can find just around the corner..."
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you gonna pull them triggers or just whistle dixie--outlaw josie wales
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"Move over and let me pass, or they'll be pullin' these Hush Puppies out your ****** ******' a**!"
Rudy Ray Moore, Dolemite