Fake Dr Offers Free Breast Exams

Seems as though an octogenarian Shuttle driver from Florida was going door to door in an apartment complex offering free breast (and other) exams.

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/1...regory_Liascos

He'd knock on the door and say that a local hospital sent him to do free exams on women in the area and two women took him up on it. After examing the breasts, he proceeded to examine things south of the equator.

Now what I want to know is who was more stupid, the ladies for assuming he was legit and let him in their apartment or this guy for thinking he'd get away with it? Sure he might get a couple of cheap thrills out of it but eventually he was going to get caught and now he's looking at jail time. Is jail time really worth some cheap thrills? In the end, it'd have been cheaper to handle his issues in other ways. And 81 yrs old at that. I'll be lucky if I still have my prostate at that age...

Sounds like Dr. Barney Stinson

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Originally Posted by BuckeyeRed27

Sounds like Dr. Barney Stinson

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I wonder if the old guy also poses as a lawyer, who will help women who have been groped by the fake doctor?

He probably knew thats the last bit of action he'd get and he'd give it a shot

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Originally Posted by MrCinatit

I wonder if the old guy also poses as a lawyer, who will help women who have been groped by the fake doctor?

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Somebody has to right the wrong.

:lol:

Any ladies on here worried about this sort of issue, I'm willing to offer my services.

Up front (LOL), however, I must proclaim that all diagnoses are on a strictly amateur basis.

At that age he could plead Alzheimer's and probably walk away with a slap on the wrist.

Paging Doctor Puffy... Doctor Puffy.....

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Originally Posted by RFS62

Paging Doctor Puffy... Doctor Puffy.....

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bhahaahahaha

Didn't those two have a practice together?

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Originally Posted by WMR

bhahaahahaha

Didn't those two have a practice together?

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He was a pioneer in the field of fake breast exams. To this day, his technique is the gold standard.

Fake Drs should only be qualified to examine fake breasts.

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-9jZt7AFgxB...-brilliant.jpg