Taste my cuban cigar!
"With consistent playing time I coulda been a star rookie like you! Hold me. Sniffle"
This is what you get for sliding into homeplate on a homerun!
Yasiel, you gotta work on your English, buddy.
I said Mesoraco, not Meet My...
The Reds have buried me Yasiel....and I just need to be held.
"A little more to the right"
How do you expect me to pop your knee cap back in place if you don't hold still.
I love you man.
"Well let's see if this boot is the right size for you--- nope still a bit tight."
He's just working for a single leg takedown.
Nope, I still can't hear this "screaming snake" you're bragging about. What's that? Move more to my left? Okay...
"This is all you get for free"
For a long time it gave me nightmares, witnessing an injustice like that. It's a constant reminder of just how unfair this world can be. I can still hear them taunting him: "Silly rabbit, Trix are for kids." I mean, why couldn't they just give him some cereal?