Is that John Goodman?
Dude, you don't expect me eat to eat it. I mean, it's a towel! I mean, it's got no taste. And other people have wiped their hands all over it, and have wiped their sweat all over. I mean, it's disgusting! Why do you people think all I want to do is eat everything in sight, for pete's sake! That is one thing I certain...
Oh, just pass it over. I'll eat it.
[Ralph Wiggum]This towel tastes like hurty.....[/Ralph Wiggum]
Pardon me. Would you please pass the Grey Poupon?
"Man, Hatteberg and Aurilia really did me in. Narron is a genius for batting them 3rd & 4th. Makes me want to wipe my tears in this towel."