Beer goggles are real
 

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I can't imagine what this means for tequila! ;)

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For me, there are three categories:

1. I would.
2. I wouldn't.
3. I would if I were drunk.

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LOL I use the same three

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Brings back college memories.

When I was desperate, number two usually was not an option. :eek:

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Number two usually translates to 'I would if I were really, really drunk.'

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Arent No. 2 & No. 3 the same thing?

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Yeah, pretty much. My friends and I judge women and a 0-10 scale. For example, Roseanne Bar would be a 10, and Jennifer Aniston would be a 0. The number represents how many beers we would have to drink to have sex with her.

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I would need a 0-100 scale. Rosanne would come in around 30.

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lol nice

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I think it's more like this actually:


I would - She's hot, at least too you. You brag about it (when your young anyhow) to your buddies.

I would if I were drinking - She passes the teeth/hair/skin test but she's rumored to have been around & she's not really what you might call attractive. You mention it afterwards to your best friend but with a tone of disbelief & regret and only if he promises it will go no further.

I might if I were really wasted & desperate - She's got good teeth but she's definitely been around and she's definitely not considered even average looking. You rip on the buddy who is nearly unconscious when he gets taken advantage of by her.

Not even if I were passed out - Everythings a mess, she's been around (tonight) and she doesn't shower regularly. You attack with a whip & chair when she approaches a drunken & almost passed out pal.

I know women think we will do anything, but even the sickest of us have some standards although i'm not sure what they are for those merry few.

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No, the categories are like this:

I would, she wouldn't.
I would, she wouldn't but maybe her friend would.
I would, she would.
I would if her friend would too.
I would if I were drunk.
I would if I were drunk and her friend would too.
I wouldn't.

It's a pretty easy system. I never had the pleasure of really getting past "I would, she wouldn't", but I'm sure the system works for someone.

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:beerme: Outstanding!

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I'm getting some good laughs out of this thread. And yeah, for Roseanne, I might have to turn it up to 11.

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Goodman would be 11 before Roseanne, Roseanne has to be in the twenty range. Blah she's gross haha

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Yeah grabbing her crotch and spitting at my national anthem was enough to drop her completely off my list. That said if she was on the list it's somewhere way up it based on beers drunk, probably somewhere after alcohol poisoning.