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Sea Ray

10-13-2011 03:05 PM

Fake Dr Offers Free Breast Exams

Seems as though an octogenarian Shuttle driver from Florida was going door to door in an apartment complex offering free breast (and other) exams.

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/1...regory_Liascos

He'd knock on the door and say that a local hospital sent him to do free exams on women in the area and two women took him up on it. After examing the breasts, he proceeded to examine things south of the equator.

Now what I want to know is who was more stupid, the ladies for assuming he was legit and let him in their apartment or this guy for thinking he'd get away with it? Sure he might get a couple of cheap thrills out of it but eventually he was going to get caught and now he's looking at jail time. Is jail time really worth some cheap thrills? In the end, it'd have been cheaper to handle his issues in other ways. And 81 yrs old at that. I'll be lucky if I still have my prostate at that age...

BuckeyeRed27

10-13-2011 04:58 PM

Re: Fake Dr Offers Free Breast Exams

Sounds like Dr. Barney Stinson

MrCinatit

10-13-2011 05:28 PM

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Originally Posted by BuckeyeRed27 (Post 2492261)

Sounds like Dr. Barney Stinson

I wonder if the old guy also poses as a lawyer, who will help women who have been groped by the fake doctor?

Degenerate39

10-13-2011 05:45 PM

Re: Fake Dr Offers Free Breast Exams

He probably knew thats the last bit of action he'd get and he'd give it a shot

BuckeyeRed27

10-13-2011 06:20 PM

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Originally Posted by MrCinatit (Post 2492266)

I wonder if the old guy also poses as a lawyer, who will help women who have been groped by the fake doctor?

Somebody has to right the wrong.

TeamSelig

10-13-2011 09:03 PM

Re: Fake Dr Offers Free Breast Exams

:lol:

WMR	10-14-2011 09:38 AM

Re: Fake Dr Offers Free Breast Exams

Any ladies on here worried about this sort of issue, I'm willing to offer my services.

Up front (LOL), however, I must proclaim that all diagnoses are on a strictly amateur basis.

PedroBourbon

10-14-2011 09:51 AM

Re: Fake Dr Offers Free Breast Exams

At that age he could plead Alzheimer's and probably walk away with a slap on the wrist.

RFS62

10-14-2011 10:31 AM

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Paging Doctor Puffy... Doctor Puffy.....

WMR	10-14-2011 10:36 AM

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Originally Posted by RFS62 (Post 2492401)

Paging Doctor Puffy... Doctor Puffy.....

bhahaahahaha

Didn't those two have a practice together?

RFS62

10-14-2011 09:23 PM

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Originally Posted by WMR (Post 2492402)

bhahaahahaha

Didn't those two have a practice together?

He was a pioneer in the field of fake breast exams. To this day, his technique is the gold standard.

GAC	10-15-2011 04:07 AM

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Fake Drs should only be qualified to examine fake breasts.

*BaseClogger*

10-15-2011 04:28 PM

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http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-9jZt7AFgxB...-brilliant.jpg

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