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Cubs introduce new mascot. Still haven't won a World Series since 1908...
http://espn.go.com/chicago/mlb/story...modern-history
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The Chicago Cubs listened to their fans and delivered something the franchise has lacked for most of its 138-year history. No, not a World Series championship, their previous being in 1908.
On Monday, the Cubs announced the first official mascot in their modern history -- Clark, a "young, friendly Cub" who wears a baseball cap backward and will greet fans as they enter Wrigley Field.
http://a.espncdn.com/photo/2014/0113...b1_200x300.jpg
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Not as creepy as Gapper. Just sayin'.
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Originally Posted by
savafan
I'm not sure if this is a character from a cheaply made Hanna Barbera cartoon, or a spoof of a Hanna Barbera cartoon on Cartoon Network's Adult Swim.
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And yes, I tried to find the largest picture I could because it's Poochie!
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Originally Posted by
savafan
First the Pirates whip out their golden P. Now the Cubs unveil Clark, "a young, friendly cub." He's, like, the first NAMBLA-approved mascot. I can just see him going up to burly, bearded men and asking, "Will you be my bear?"
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There is a great, extremely NSFW post about him on Deadspin now. It's great.
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Clark starts the season already pantsed, making him the perfect Cubs mascot.
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Originally Posted by
Rojo
Clark starts the season already pantsed, making him the perfect Cubs mascot.
Stealing, will credit
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Originally Posted by
Roy Tucker
Clark this, you posers.
I don't remember seeing him at any of our family reunions? :D
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Wonderful Monds
There is a great, extremely NSFW post about him on Deadspin now. It's great.
This one should be safe for work. http://img.gawkerassets.com/img/19cg.../ku-xlarge.png
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I feel we should rasta-fy him by 10 percent or so.
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I don't see how we can make fun of the Cubs for having a mascot when the Reds have 4. Besides, there are so many other things about them to make fun of.
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Chip R
I don't see how we can make fun of the Cubs for having a mascot when the Reds have 4. Besides, there are so many other things about them to make fun of.
He's at best a Hanna Barbara cartoon.
Was Secret Squirrel not available?
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_Y8m29ZLX5a...LOR+SKETCH.jpg