[MrCinatit]

Dude, you don't expect me eat to eat it. I mean, it's a towel! I mean, it's got no taste. And other people have wiped their hands all over it, and have wiped their sweat all over. I mean, it's disgusting! Why do you people think all I want to do is eat everything in sight, for pete's sake! That is one thing I certain...
Oh, just pass it over. I'll eat it.