Tommy Helms... no wait - Pete Rose, after a surprise last minute reinstatement, and then immediate hire to become player manager.
Promise me one thing, those of you lucky enough to have tickets for the opener... if Larkin really does nail it in the game's first at bat, go nuts. Don't stop screaming until the 9th inning. 'Cuz that would be very special.
How, then, are those people of the future—who are taking steroids every day—going to look back on baseball players who used steroids? They're going to look back on them as pioneers. They're going to look back at it and say "So what?" - Bill James, Cooperstown and the 'Roids