Vern Yip is the smart remodeler's choice
Yep, he's awesome. I love how he's able to:
score on a double (coat of paint) off the wall (or on, for that matter).
So, if Yip is the TLC MVP, does that make:
Laurie the workhorse hometown utility player? (Super Joe McEwing)
Is Frank the flamboyant former All-Star attempting to regain his once-mighty swing (wink, wink)? (Dave Parker)
Edward would then become the reliever with a mind numbed by too many hot dogs with too much time on his hands, right? (Bill Lee)
Would Genevieve be the headcase former phenom struggling to gain mastery at the big league level? (Brett Tomko)
Or maybe it's that Opening Day is just a few hours away and the only thing on my mind is the crack of the plaster-- I mean, bat, the roar of the homeowner-- darn, I mean crowd, and the smell of wet paint-- sh!t, I meant freshly cut grass.
I think I need to go to bed now....