10-06-2006, 09:55 AM
THAT'S A FACT JACK!!
Join Date: Apr 2001
Location: Bellefontaine, Ohio
Re: Why no laptops in the dugout?
Originally Posted by RFS62
Narron: Hey, what’s that there light thingy blinkin’ down on the bottom of the screen?
Dent: That’s the direct AOL line to RedsZone, skipper.
Narron: Oh great. Tell that Edskin feller that I KNOW this game is important.
Dent: Roger that, sir.
Dent: Hey, it’s not Edskin. It’s somebody called the “gang of 10”.
Narron: Geesh, here we go again. What now, more of that fancy cipherin’ they do over there?
Dent: Looks like it, sir. Apparently they didn’t like the odds of hitting Castro for Dunn last inning.
Narron: Sweet sassy molassy, man!!! You gotta’ go with your gut in situations like this. Juan was due!!!!!
Dent: No argument here, skip. That move was money. How could you have known he’d ground into a triple play?
Narron: Exactly!!! I mean, you talk about odds, what are the odds of that? He’s been workin’ on sac flys all week in practice.
Dent: Oh, hell. Now it’s that dude Raisor. I hate it when his wife lets him on the computer. Here we go again…. A double is better than a single, a triple is better than a double…. Yadda yadda….. Man, he can go on and on …..
Narron: Yep, he’s a regular Energizer Bunny. Hey, ask him if he knows how to get the powerball results on this danged machine.
Dent: Too late, he signed off. Something about watching the Gilmore Girls and having to polish his wives toenails.
Narron: He’s a good little feller. Say, can you get Papa John’s on that contraption? I’m workin’ up a powerful big appetite with all this techno-ology.
Dent: Done deal, skip.
That is classic! Who wrote it for you?
And I'd like to add....
Dent: It's this Adam from Milwaukee guy again skip.
Dent: I can't make it all out, but in between the incoherent mumblings about Marty he's saying Dunn can't play 1B because it's too far to walk.
Narron: Run the Spyware
"panic" only comes from having real expectations