I put Doritos on cold cut sandwiches and crunch them up real good before I eat em. Nothing like eating healthy.
Your not alone on that. Thought I would add a couple of mine being from the south.
Tomato Sandwich - White bread, homegrown tomatoes, salt, pepper, and real (preferably Dukes) Mayonaise (never miracle whip)
Slaw Dogs - Hot dogs with Slaw, chili, onions, ketchup, and mustard.