Re: Things That Only You Do With Your Food
Tomatoes cause cancer. I can prove this because I don't eat tomatoes and I don't have cancer. Irrefutable evidence.
That reminds me of Mitch Hedberg's roundabout AIDS test:
"Hey, do you know anyone with AIDS? No? Well good, because you know me..."
If you're watchin' a parade, make sure you stand in one spot, don't follow it, it never changes. And if the parade is boring, run in the opposite direction, you will fast-foward the parade. --Mitch Hedberg