Re: Stupid Act #361: Being Drunk in Court
Originally Posted by Caveat Emperor
Still not as funny as the guy I had a few months back who carried a baggie full of crack rocks into court for a hearing and then tried to claim that "these aren't even my pants" when they were found on him.
As my Criminal Justice professor likes to say, criminals are stupid. If they were smart, they wouldn't be there in the first place.
Burn down the disco. Hang the blessed DJ. Because the music that he constantly plays, it says nothing to me about my life.