Re: Stupid Act #361: Being Drunk in Court
I once saw a drunk guy in the middle of a hearing (for spousal abuse) get up and scream, "You can't judge me! YOU ... CAN'T ... JUDGE ... ME!" as he teetered back and forth.
The judge responded, "Yes I can. I'm a judge."
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