Re: Note from Oregon to the Rest of the nation.
There must be a fascination with it because many people do it, and WOY's note was a tad more polite than mine would be.
Dear World: Stay out of the mountains in the winter. Drink a beer. Go roller skating. Speed on I-275. Ride a roller coaster. Take a road that costs you 3 extra days in travel. You know better, you really do.
We aren't coming to look for your frozen a** if you get lost.
Hugs and kisses,
If you're watchin' a parade, make sure you stand in one spot, don't follow it, it never changes. And if the parade is boring, run in the opposite direction, you will fast-foward the parade. --Mitch Hedberg