Most missed poster
RFS - being as how old and senile he is, I miss the old RFS. When he had his wits and stuff.
Best tag line
RFS62 - Reds Fan Since 1862. How can you beat that?
Most Valuable Poster
RFS. Even though he is old and senile, he still has just enough baseball savvy to let you know that back in the day (way, way, way back) he had a brilliant baseball mind.
RFS62. A madman. When he told the story about the time he stole that cow, and his friend tried to make it with the cow. I want to party with him, cowboy. If the two of us got together, forget it.
Best Armchair GM
The "New James Bond??????" with the 6 question marks at the end by you guessed it - RFS62. I mean 6 question marks were the absolute perfect number to convey the question we all had with the so-called new james Bond, freakin perfect!
RFS - in his defense though, neither typewriters nor keyboards were invented when he was growing up, so we need to cut him some slack here.
Red Leader - just cause of all the props he gave me earlier.
Best Use of Statistics
RFS62. Get him talking about Eli Whitney and the Cotton Gin and he just won't shut up.
RFS62. Always stays positive no matter how bad the Reds are.
RFS62. Never is positive no matter good the Reds season is going.
Best Use of an Emoticon
RFS - how he uses the
when his senileness kicks in is amazing.
RFS. Always a kind word - even though he relates all life's problems with a scene from his favorite movie (Brokeback Mountain), he's still a nice guy.
Over on the peanut Gallery - RFS62.
Lifetime Achievement Award
The Frank Costanza of Redszone - RFS62