Game summary by the ESPN crew:
- Peyton Manning is the best QB in the history of the world (all three want to have his babies)
- Bengals are all crack-heads and thugs that can't stay out of trouble
- Dwight Freeney is fast (well...he is...but hey, I could have gotten to CP against that O-line)
- Matthew McConaughey is sooooo cool and sexy.
- Theisman learned a new word: Judiciously (and used it about 17 times to show it off)
That pretty much sums it up.