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Most missed poster
Miss the daily Richard Hand expose on typing with both eyes closed? Wish Fox could still regale us with constant rumors from his unnamed baseball sources? Fiind yourself melancholy over the absense of a myriad of former posters? Who's missed most?
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Stormy by far.
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Best tag line
The tag line is that little thing at the bottom of some posts. No, not that little thing at the bottom; the other little thing. Who inspires best? Makes you laugh? Makes you scratch your head trying to decipher those in jokes that are sure to make sense if only you start licking toads.
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Kitty, simply cause everyone stole hers and i kinda like Duran Duran.
[qoute]Best Moniker
Like the understatement of princeton, that Ivy League professor of Reds-related knowledge? Or, Hey Kids! How about Krusty? Does one of the Teamsters make you think about things even before you read their posts? If so, show them you care![/quote]third year running i've still gotta go with Poopy, though i haven't seen them on the board in a very long time.
[quoteMost Valuable Poster
Whose information do you read first, agree the most with, or disagree but read first anyway? Who finds things you'd never, ever get to read without their help? Who makes you think most?[/quote]M2
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Most Clever
Best use of poetry, tone, statistics, one-liners to get the point across. Who made a point this year that just made you stop whatever else you were doing and go "uh-huh".
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BCubb, Johnny Footstool and when i actually understan the joke they're making westofyou and pedro.
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Best Armchair GM
Who would you rather run the Reds than Jim Bowden? Who is the next Theo Epstein?
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a combonation of M2, Cyclone, and princeton.
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Best Trademeister
Who comes up with the best deals? Whether it be plausible or not, which of the ADD posters here entertains you with their constant tinkering with the Cincinnati roster?
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though he very rarely starts the trade thread, i find that i enjoy WilyMoRock's proposals.
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Best Discussion
Which discussion throughout the year made you think the most? Made you turn to the most? Got the most response? Made you bang your head on the keyboard and curse the heavens because it came up so slow?
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the thread i'd like to vote for here is two years old now, so i just say it's moot and move on.
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Worst Typist
Whether it be grammatical, misspellings, or unclear wording, who makes you scratch your head and wonder what they're taking?
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WVPacman and CaptainMorgan, though when i can decipher what they're saying, i enjoy it.
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Funniest
Who makes you shoot milk through your nose everytime they post? Who makes you giggle even before you open their posts?
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Redsland and BCubb.
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Best Use of Statistics
Which sabre-head helps you understand the game best?
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Steel, woy, Cyclone, myself.
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Most Long-winded
Who can't ever shut up, even though you already get the point and wish they'd just stop, they just keep going and going and going, even though they've already gotten across everything they wanted to say they also go off onto other tangents like that time I was sittin in my car and suddenly I thought of a great trade involving Danny Jackson and a gorilla except this gorilla is like the gorilla in Congo and have you ever seen that movie it's really not bad... Nevermind.
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GAC and Cyclone and Steel, but usually in a good way.
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Most Positive
Begging the pardon of Rosy Red here, who's the rosiest of us all? Whose glass is consantly half full?
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75% of teh board.
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Most Negative
Who is the eeyore?
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FCB
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Best Use of an Emoticon
Who deserves and for coming up with all the best of these little guys out of all us posters.
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Krono, and i wish he'd come back.
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Nicest
Who is the person most likely to give you the Junor Jersey off their back? Who makes you grin like a little kid?
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RFS
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Best Moderator
Who do you depend on the most? Which one of those guys seems to fix everything?
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Ochre and paintmered.
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And, I submit for new awards this year:
Best Newcomer
Who has joined Redszone in the last year and made a lasting impact? The Rookie of the Year.
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Cyclone and vaticanplum.
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Best Outsider
Favorite fan of a team other than the Reds
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Ramp
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Most Tired Topic of the Year
What one topic showed up in about 300 threads a day? The one that you swore you would go postal on someone if you saw one more thread about it ever again.
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Adam Dunn. please, new members, do a search before posting the topic.