Originally Posted by justincredible
Mr. Pibb is a replica of Dr Pepper, but it's a bullcrap replica, 'cause dude didn't even get his degree. Why'd you have to drop out and start makin' pop so soon?
Thanks for the Mitch Hedberg chuckle.
I've notice that the lesser knockoffs all go by Dr. or Mr. something too. No "Major Pepper" or "Joe Pibb, Esq."