Originally Posted by vaticanplum
NO ONE in a Reds jersey is a dumbass. Not at Wrigley, anyway.
Your girlfriend looks exactly like Samantha Morton, who is one of my favorite actresses.
I should rephrase.
So basically you're saying I look like a dumbass, but at least I am wearing a Reds jersey.
I actually just rememberer some girl calling me that because of my jersey when we were walking from the bar we ate lunch at to the stadium.
I believe she said something to the effect of "hey dumbass, what are you wearing that jersey for? Don't you know you're in Chicago?"
I won't tell you what my response was, but I will say there were only 7 letters involved.