Re: Very punny
A frog walks into a bank to apply for a mortgage, where he meets Patty Whack, who will fill out the paperwork. At the end of their meeting, he hands her a small ceramic figurine, and when she asks what it is, he replies, "Go ahead, give it to your boss and tell him Mr. Jagger said hi."
She goes into her boss' office and shows the item to her boss, and asks what it could be.
He tells her "It's a knick-knack, Patty Whack, give the frog a loan. His old man's a Rolling Stone."