Originally Posted by Redsland
I think they should run a hardware store, but all of the tools are made of stone.
Plus maybe they should solve mysteries for the people who came in to buy tools.
True story: I went into my local hardware store to get some keys made wearing my Pavement t-shirt. The old guy working there, obviously oblivious to the slack rock god that is Malkmus, asked me if I worked for the city and noted that they're repaving Powell Blvd right now!