03-06-2007, 07:41 PM
Joe Oliver love-child
Join Date: Jan 2005
Re: Horrible Movies You Find Entertaining
Originally Posted by westofyou
- Take your hands off Kenneth.
Or I'll break your arm. Your pitching arm!
Oh yeah? Well, don't make me laugh, lawn boy.
You broke your arm once before, remember?
You fell out of our tree house. Kenneth picked you up...
and we carried you 12 blocks to the hospital. Yeah, you cried all the way.
We were all friends then, remember?
And now you want to end his life...
because he's talking to Patty on your side of the cafeteria.
Oh, man, that's stupid. I know, 'cause that's where I wanted to be.
On your side, with your crowd. But I messed up.
See, I tried to buy my way in.
But Kenneth... he's not trying to buy anybody.
He's Just trying to make friends. Being himself.
Cools, nerds, your side, my side.
Man, it's all bull****. It's Just tough enough to be yourself.
It's all right.
The only thing you forgot was the kids standing up from their Snack Packs and giving Ronald one of these:
"Booing on opening day is like telling grandma her house smells like old lady."--WOY