my dad found me lying there the next morning when he came out to get the morning paper. "How many beers did you have, son?". "Oh, maybe a couple, but they were really big". Like 2 gallon tubs.
Just like when Richie Cunningham went to the bachelor party... How many beers did you have his dad asked.... well the glasses were really tiny was Richies reply... well how many did you have?