From The Great American Baseball Card Book
"How do you suppose they got those baseballs to stay up there? Scotch tape? Postage stamp hinges?
"And why do you think Gus is giving us the high sign? Is he trying to assure us that everything is OK? Is he indicating that he thinks the Athletics are a big zero? Does he want a cinnamon doughnut to go?
"And why is he wearing a pink undershirt?
"And what the heck is it all supposed to mean anyway?"