Re: "Man, I wish I could take that back"
One evening, the spousal unit asked me where I'd be if I hadn't married her (and doing so in a very fishing for the answer "I'd be no where without you baby" answer).
Before that filter between mouth and brain engaged, I said I'd be living a condo in Mt Adams, driving a Porsche, and dating a Bengals cheerleader.
Needless to say, that was the wrong answer. The marital bed was very cold for quite a while after that.
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