When I was an EMT I made an ambulance run where a guy had run a belt sander up onto his thigh. The sander grabbed his pants and a chunk of his leg and jammed it between the roller and the dust shield. When we got there the sander was attached to his leg, sticking up perpendicular from it. There was no way for us to remove it so we took him to the hospital with the thing still attached.
Man, that one had to hurt.
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