Re: Teachers stage fake gunman attack on sixth-graders
Originally Posted by vaticanplum
Actual acts performed by my grandparents on their seven young children many decades ago:
1. Gramma hiding on top of the refrigerator by the back staircase in a witch's costume with a broom, jumping out on the stairs and screaming when her toddles came running down the stairs
2. Grampa buying a fake hand, hanging it just outside a dresser drawer, and taking my then-four-year-old aunt upstairs to show it to her and tell her "Mommy's in there."
3. Grampa buttoning up his coat over his head and sticking his hat on top of it when walking in the door from work (ie. "headless dad")
Actual act performed by my 70-something gramma on her grandchildren maybe one decade ago:
1. Climbing a tree to settle just outside my cousin's second-floor bedroom window and making scary noises.
And many, many more I can't remember off the top of my head.
And we're all fine. Of course, the guns, the terror, the official drill and the school sanctions do kind of all distinguish this incident from even my crazy grandparents.
sounds like fun.
my mom used to sneak up on us and tell we were dressed poorly.
Get your nunchucks and the keys to your dad's car. I know where we can get a gun