Originally Posted by MrCinatit
Hm. Were I having a kid right now, he/she would be named after the present members on the Reds' 25-man roster. Imagine the awe of the other kids. "Wow...THE Juan Castro!!??!!"
Thanks Mom and Dad!
All the other kids will be so jealous!
The parents could always play it off as loving Chuck Norris and Dennis Hopper. The easiest of outs, if I've ever seen one.