Man, there's just tons of stuff I wonder about (this is one of those topics I think about all of the time, yes, I'm weird).
Who was the first person to see a body of water (ocean, lake, river, etc)? What did they think about it? Were they scared of it? Did they touch it? Did they know before hand that they had to hold their breath, or did they think they could breathe if they were submersed in it? Did that same person ever come across hydrochloric acid? What did they think of that?
Who was the first person to realize that something as small as a scorpion could kill you?
Were "tasers" invented as the result of an accident? What was that guys childhood like?
Who was the genius that thought smearing ox musk on you would attrack women? Jovan? (got to say that with the tongue rolling accent).
'When I'm not longer rapping, I want to open up an ice cream parlor and call myself Scoop Dogg.'
-Snoop on his retirement
Your Mom is happy.