Re: NFL Playoffs
Pittsburgh is not going to win this game.
Not sure how you figure that.
This is nothing against any of the cool Pittsburgh fans we have here, but I'm telling you, I hate everything about that team. I hate the players, I hate their style of play, I hate Hines Ward's big melon- even Troy Polamalu's beard was giving me an ulcer tonight. I even get annoyed with their names being in yellow on their jerseys. And don't get me started about the missing decal on their helmet and that weird side of the field where nobody can make a field go over 20 yards.
I think I'm going to go cry in a corner somewhere with my favorite blanket.
If you're watchin' a parade, make sure you stand in one spot, don't follow it, it never changes. And if the parade is boring, run in the opposite direction, you will fast-foward the parade. --Mitch Hedberg