Re: Bottom Trolling
Did you not watch Piazza try to play 1B last time around? He might be the worst first baseman I've ever seen.
Shawn Chacon and Lofton are interesting ideas although I'm not sure Lofton would be a good clubhouse fit if he was relegated to being the 4th OF.
Get your nunchucks and the keys to your dad's car. I know where we can get a gun