Re: kidney stone story
My step-father passed one the size of a small chestnut. Ouch, it was big.
I feel for you, man.
The most painful things I've ever been through:
1) Asthma attack (Never had one until I was 31 years old. I thought I was dead.)
2) Abcess tooth
Anybody ever tells you they have asthma, sympathize with them. I wouldn't wish that on my worst enemy.
If you're watchin' a parade, make sure you stand in one spot, don't follow it, it never changes. And if the parade is boring, run in the opposite direction, you will fast-foward the parade. --Mitch Hedberg