Re: Nationals sign Bret Boone. Really.
Future press release...
WASHINGTON (AP) -- To shore up their starting rotation, the Washington Nationals signed veteran pitchers Pete Harnisch and Pete Schourek today. Jose Rijo is also expected to ink a deal, assuming his snake oil treatment will help him return following his 329th arm surgery. Nationals general manager Jim Bowden was playing video games and did not return repeated phone calls.