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Originally Posted by OldRightHander
I can't count how many times someone has approached me in a truck stop parking lot and upon seeing the plates on the van will ask me, "Are you from Ohio?"
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Tell then the van is, but you're not. That'll really get them to thinkin'.
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My youngest puts a pizza in the oven and asks me how long to cook it. I say 15 minutes. It'll be done at 4:45.
4:45? I thought it would be done at a quarter till five?