Originally Posted by OldRightHander
I can't count how many times someone has approached me in a truck stop parking lot and upon seeing the plates on the van will ask me, "Are you from Ohio?"
Tell then the van is, but you're not. That'll really get them to thinkin'.
My youngest puts a pizza in the oven and asks me how long to cook it. I say 15 minutes. It'll be done at 4:45.
4:45? I thought it would be done at a quarter till five?