[RichRed]

Originally Posted by *BaseClogger*

Jocketty: Adam, we really want to re-sign you.

Dunn: And I want to re-sign and finish my career in Cincinnati, Walt.

Jocketty: But I need you to do a favor for this franchise first.

Dunn: Sure thing, anything for the Reds!

Jocketty: We are going to trade you to a contender so we can get some extra prospects. Heck, maybe you will even get to play in the playoffs. Then, when the season ends, you can re-sign and come back to Cincinnati.

Dunn: Great plan! Where am I going?

Jocketty: Arizona. We haven't had time to figure out which players we are getting in return because I have spent my whole afternoon formulating this plan with you.



My dream...

I emailed almost the exact same scenario to my brother just now. Ahh, if only.